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article no. 16011
Let’s talk about the elephant in the room: dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO). This chemical substance is a silent killer and causes grievous bodily harm and at times even death to countless people across the world – and nobody seems to care! Sometimes, this vile stuff even drops from the sky and damages the skin of unsuspecting people!
But you can protect yourself! The DHMO Umbrella is the saving shield that will guard you and people close to you against direct DHMO contact! At the press of a button, the saving dome will be deployed so the droplets can’t reach you – but beware: If you don’t keep all your appendages under the shield, prolonged contact with the substance can damage your skin and eventually even kill you!
All jokes aside: DHMO is just an unnecessarily and only jokingly used name for H2O aka water! But for some reason, many people fear long and complex-sounding words… As such, the DHMO protective dome is “just” an incredibly cool and nerdy umbrella. :)
