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Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle with Carabiner

With this canteen, you can safely carry dangerous DHMO around with you!
  • Aluminium canteen with DHMO warning sign
  • Shows the danhgers of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O)
  • Includes a screw-on cap and a carabiner

Dihydrogen Monoxide Bottle with Carabiner

With this canteen, you can safely carry dangerous DHMO around with you!

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Description

  • Aluminium canteen with DHMO warning sign
  • Shows the danhgers of Dihydrogen Monoxide (H2O)
  • Includes a screw-on cap and a carabiner

It's about time to talk about the elephant in the room: DHMO. Without any media coverage at all, this silent killer has claimed the lives of more people than one can imagine. In fact, anyone who had ever consumed dihydrogen monoxide died later on. Be it in liquid form, as vapor or frozen: FHMO is always (more or less) deadly. Once you've become addicted to it, you'll die of withdrawal within 168 hours!

This is the reason why you should only use the DHMO Canteen to carry this dangerous substance around. The printed-on warning label should tell everyone, how dangerous your cargo is and what it can cause: death! But all jokes aside, dihydrogen monoxide is just the chemically correct term for H2O, better known as water. This example clearly shows how people are inclined to consider everything dangerous as long as it has a complex scientific name. So get ready to do a lot of explaining once you start taking this aluminium bottle with a screw-on top and a carabiner to work. ;)

Technical details
  • Liquid capacity: 350 ml
  • Contents: bottle, carabiner, screw cap
  • Material: BPA free aluminium, food safe
  • Dimensions: ca. 17.5 x 6.5 cm
  • Care and maintenance: not suitable for dishwasher or microwave use