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Another desert planet! Somehow, this time machine seems to be magically attracted to hot, dry climates. Or was it lured into a trap by the little s...

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Geek Button No

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No. You won't get an explanation of what's so great about this button. Sometimes a simple no has to be enough.

Drugs would be cheaper

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Anyone who's ever played a trading-card game like Magic knows that these games are not only a lot of fun, but also cost a lot of money. To be ...

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You shall not parse!

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Who knew that two small words could make a seasoned programmer sweat and shiver in fear? Simply utter "syntax error" to reduce anyone who works in ...

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Like old people

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One minute you're annoyed with your parents or grandparents, the next minute the number on the birthday cake doesn't match your own self-perception...

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Ich habe Potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

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Geek Button Flux Compensator

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Patches? We don't need patches where we're going! Just this practical button, which provides us with exactly 1.21 gigawatts to get our time machine...

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Come to the Nerd Side

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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Think like a proton

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The protons are doing it right: They always stay positive. We should take them as role models :)

Chemistry jokes

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Chemists are often regarded as... special. But they have a solution for everything! For example, if they run out of things to talk about at a party...

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Iron Man vs. Fe-Male

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No, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, we're happy to he...

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T-Rex problems

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Imagine: Christmas, candlelight, the scent of cookies - and a T-Rex desperately trying to place the star on top of the tree. With its tiny arms, an...

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Minecraft Creeper drinking bottle with digital thermometer

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Creepers, the green monsters with four legs and no arms, are the emblem of Minecraft. Every player has a certain love-hate relationship with them, ...

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Roleplay Character Tank

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[i]"Two chracters meet in a tavern, one was a Tank, and the other didn't do damage either."[/i] Okay, this joke is not great (okay,...

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Geek Button The Code Is Documentation Enough

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Let's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...

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Geek Button The Cake Is A Lie

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What's worse than involuntarily becoming part of a sadistic series of physics tests? When the damn AI promises you cake, but you don't get any. Now...

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Snow White

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[i]Once upon a time...[/i]That's how most fairytales begin. Like the one about Steve Jobs. Or the relationship between you and your iPhone.How...

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Space Invaders Alien

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[i]Did you know?[/i]After launching it in 1978, the fixed shooter Space Invaders became so popular in Japan that after a short while, the whole cou...

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shakespeare

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To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

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Harry Potter "Back to Hogwarts" Cauldron Writing Set

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On the first of September each year, the students of Hogwarts return to the School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Among fans of the franchise, this da...

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Your skill in Reading

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Why don't you get the cool messages that you get in role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?

I Cast Furball

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They lie on the sofa, purring softly, looking simply adorable. Until, from one moment to the next, a switch flips and the seemingly harmless creatu...

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Geek Button Caffeine

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Even if this button doesn't contain any caffeine, the sight of it will hopefully give you extra energy. Or you can use it as a reminder that you wa...

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Flux Capacitor

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To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

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Resistance is NOT futile

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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Walder Frey - Wedding Planer

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Planning a wedding can be a real nightmare: the right location, good catering, a conflict-free seating order – all of this can drive even the most ...

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Something went wrong

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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

Tree-Rex

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One can debate whether Christmas trees are truly sustainable these days. So why not take a dinosaur? Big, green, suitable for fairy lights... Okay,...

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Grim Reader

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When the Grim Reaper becomes a Grim Reader, Grimms' fairy tales are a great book choice. Of course, there's the classics - death and tragedy for a ...

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Geek Buttons Theme Science

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Without science, we would understand very little of what is going on around us and in our bodies. When you look at how the complex mechanisms keep ...

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Talk NErDy to me

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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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Doppler Effect

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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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That is impossible

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Don't you agree that it's annoying that so many people speak before they think? This shirt may help you in your struggle against the non-thinkers! :)

Before you bother me

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The T-shirt ´before you bother me` picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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I'm a doctor

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For years, you burned the midnight oil and memorized formulas. Almost blew yourself up during days-long experiments. Proudly wore microscope imprin...

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No Moon

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The difference between a Poké Ball and a Death Star is really just that there are an infinite number of the former and the latter is unique... oh n...

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