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The "Human Abduction" T-shirt design is a humorous reversal of the well-known sci-fi cliché of alien abduction. In stories, films and conspiracy th...

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Humans are stupid

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We make fun of the dodo because it became extinct due to its gullibility towards humans. Humans, on the other hand, are so clever that we manage to...

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I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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I ate some pie

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The cake is a pie! ;)Mathematics can also be delicious. You just have to know how to interpret (or bake) it. [i]To explain for the non-mathematicia...

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I beat the Sword Master

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There are two ways to get this shirt: In our store or after a few hours at the computer with one of the most iconic adventure games: Monkey IslandT...

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I cast Fireball

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A troop of heroes and heroines set off to defeat monsters and search for treasures. They are all professionals and have mastered their various skil...

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I Cast Furball

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They lie on the sofa purring softly and just look cute. Until, from one moment to the next, a switch is flipped and the seemingly harmless creature...

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I don't believe in the no-win scenario

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[Kirk: The test itself is a cheat, isn't it? I mean you program it to be unwinnable.Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scen...

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I don't work here

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You have a temporary job in a computer store and are annoyed by stressful customers who keep asking: "Where is ...? ?"The solution is this shirt!

I fixed it

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If you find bitten apples - in real life and in certain company logos - a little unsightly and believe that only a whole apple is a good apple, the...

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I love my geek

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They really do exist and there are more of them every day - women who like geeks...For all women who still don't know what's so great about a geek:...

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I made it to 2022

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It may seem strange to think about how people imagined the year 2022 a few decades ago: Flying cars in every garage, spaceships, androids indisting...

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I paused my game

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While for most people Christmas is a time for love and family, for gamers it is mainly a time for gaming. Finally a few days off again, where you c...

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I survived LV-426

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The "I survived LV-426" T-shirt features a motif from the "Alien" franchise, specifically with reference to the fictional planet LV-426. The design...

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I void warranties

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Are you one of those people who have to take a new technical device apart first? Then you've probably already destroyed one or two stickers with th...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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I'll stop wearing black

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When you look into the average nerd's closet, it's easy to feel a little sick. Not because it's cluttered, but because nerds primarily wear one col...

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I'm a doctor

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You've spent years pulling all-nighters and memorizing formulas. You almost blew yourself up during days of experiments. Wore prints from the micro...

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I'm this old

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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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I am Admin

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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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I have potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

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I don't procrastinate

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Why play through the main story straight away when there are so many exciting side missions? Whether it's a coffee break, a Wikipedia deep-dive or ...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

I quote Tolkien

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As a true Tolkien fan, you can of course recite the British author's complete works by heart. At every opportunity you can think of a suitable sent...

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if you can read this

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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Illegal Skins

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Looks aren't everything - but we all know those days when we just don't feel comfortable in our own skin. Unfortunately, we can't just change them ...

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Immature

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Unfortunately, it is always the snoring mediocrity that feels called upon to explain what behavior is appropriate. And that activities such as gami...

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The "Bild" newspaper doesn't feature in my everyday life

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Anyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....

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In Science We Trust

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Trust in God is one of those things. Most scientists here would probably reject it as the basis of their existence. Hardly verifiable, very uncerta...

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Incel vs. Excel

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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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Incomplete data

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For some people, extrapolating the rest from half the information is the easiest thing in the world. Others wonder why interlocutors occasionally...

Indiana Solo

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Contrary to rumor, the most you'll find on an archaeological dig after hours of scratching around in the dirt is a few shards or stones. Unless you...

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Ingress Keep Calm

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Has a portal just been snatched away from you? Take a deep breath first. You will regret every outburst of rage. And an augmented reality gamer goi...

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Ingress Reading

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What did you decide, enlightened or resistant? Either way, you shouldn't let your conquered territory out of your sight. One distraction and you've...

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Installing social skills

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We can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...

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Integrate Yourself

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Oh, e^x doesn't have it easy in mathematics, it simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x remains e^x...

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