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There are too many newbies around. If you do not want to answer dumb questions or deinstall AOL for the 10th time, then you may want to buy this t-...

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I'll stop wearing black

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The closet of a nerd is truly a dark place to be in. Not because of potential clutter, but rather because nerds prefer one colour in particular: bl...

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I'm a doctor

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For years, you burned the midnight oil and memorized formulas. Almost blew yourself up during days-long experiments. Proudly wore microscope imprin...

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Ich bin Admin

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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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Ich habe Potential

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Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

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Not procrastinating german

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Why focus on the main quest when there are so many interesting side quest? Be it a coffee break, a deep dive into Wikipedia or "quickly looking int...

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom

Ich zitiere Tolkien

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As a true Tolkien fan, you can of course recite the British author's complete works by heart. At every opportunity, you can think of a suitable sen...

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if you can read this

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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but someone had to say it :) If you don't understand what's written on the shirt, you should be happy. Here is the transla...

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Illegal Skins

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Looks aren't everything - but we all know those days when we just don't feel comfortable in our own skin. Unfortunately, we can't just change it li...

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Immature

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Oh, those bores who think we should all act our age and behave! What a crazy (not to mention booooriiing) idea! Yeah, yeah, we know they think gami...

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In meinem Alltag kommt die "Bild"-Zeitung nicht vor

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Anyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....

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In Science We Trust

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Faith in God can be an issue. Most of the scientists around here won't accept it as a basis of their existence. Often enough, faith stands in ...

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Incel vs. Excel

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Most of us have had more or less good experiences with the Excel program. It may sometimes be annoying, but it definitely has its good sides. This ...

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Incomplete data

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For some, extrapolating from partial information is the easiest trick in the book. For others, they keep wondering why some people never finish the...

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Indiana Solo

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Contrary to all rumours, when you go on an archaeological dig, after hours of scratching in the dirt, you usually find a few shards or stones at mo...

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Ingress Keep Calm

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Just lost a portal? First, take a deep breath. You'll regret any outbursts. Just think of the consequences of an augmented reality player who loses...

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Ingress Reading

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So tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...

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Installing social skills

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We can all agree that it can be pretty hard keeping up with all the latest social customs. One minute you shake a person's hand when you meet them,...

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Integrate Yourself

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Poor e^x has a hard time! It simply can't integrate, because the integral of e^x stays e^x...

Intellectual Badass

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At some point in our lives, all of us nerds have had to explain to other people what exactly a nerd is. And when some know-it-all then asks us to s...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking Quote

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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...

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Iron Man vs. Fe-Male

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No, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, we're happy to he...

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islieb - Fassungslosigkeit

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This product is only available in German.

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islieb - Heute zünde ich die ganze Scheiße an

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On the outside, you are a friendly and polite person, smiling all the time and just being nice. On the inside, however, things are boiling and some...

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islieb - Mach was du willst

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This product is only available in German.

It compiles, let's sell it!

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At times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...

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It is complex

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" [i]Why can't we be together[/i] ?"... [i]because[/i] "[i]It is complex[/i]."Has this ever happen to you? You wanted to b...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who's ever developed a program knows that just because it works on one person's computer, doesn't means it works on another! Given the almos...

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IT-Afro

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[i]Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?[/i]This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admi...

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Raiders of the Lost Cheese

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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a battle against a fur-covered monster, and a breakneck c...

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Japanese Hacker

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The word 'hacker' in Japanese, on a T-shirt. The characters are pronounced "hakka" (with a short pause between the k: "hak...

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Jesus saves

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Why didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?

Jurassic Run

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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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Just a Normal Game

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Parents and noobs will be baffled by this shirt... What does that mean again? No, [i]gg[/i] doesn't stand for [i]double-grin[/i].In the end, i...

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Magicarp at the gym

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Contrary to all urban legends, many nerds really do train hard every day. Just Pokémon instead of muscles. But as any good fitness trainer will tel...

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