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Planning a wedding can be a real nightmare: the right location, good catering, a conflict-free seating order – all of this can drive even the most ...
View full detailsWhile Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...
View full detailsTo build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...
View full detailsLooks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...
View full detailsHomo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!
Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right, and wrong is right!? Maybe it's a matter of opinion?
Chemists are often regarded as... special. But they have a solution for everything! For example, if they run out of things to talk about at a party...
View full detailsWhen the Grim Reaper becomes a Grim Reader, Grimms' fairy tales are a great book choice. Of course, there's the classics - death and tragedy for a ...
View full detailsIn "Lord of the Rings", the little dwarves have great principles. This also becomes clear when Gimli refuses to be thrown over a precipice - after ...
View full detailsWithout science, we would understand very little of what is going on around us and in our bodies. When you look at how the complex mechanisms keep ...
View full detailsAt times, one can get the impression that in many software companies, one department does not know what the other is doing and vice versa. For exam...
View full detailsEven if this button doesn't contain any caffeine, the sight of it will hopefully give you extra energy. Or you can use it as a reminder that you wa...
View full detailsThere're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...
View full detailsWhy don't you get the cool messages that you get in role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?
Even God also makes errors while calculating - it's a pity that this mistake destroys whole planets.
We've all been there: you're ready to go out and conquer the world—and the next moment, you're stopped in your tracks by an arrow in the knee.If yo...
View full detailsGiven that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...
View full detailsNerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...
View full detailsDon't you agree that it's annoying that so many people speak before they think? This shirt may help you in your struggle against the non-thinkers! :)
An indefinable poisonous green swirl in the background, a teenager gesticulating distractedly and an indifferent old man with tangled hair? What ki...
View full detailsActually, the aim of attending Hogwarts, the school of witchcraft and wizardry, is to master the most important spells, be able to mix useful potio...
View full detailsOriginally, the combination of letters on the Geek Button REDRUM was a warning about an axe murderer gone mad. Hopefully this meaning is not releva...
View full detailsSure, table based layouts should be avoided at all costs, but, if you ever make a layout for Firefox which took several hours of hard work and trie...
View full detailsThe time-dependent Schrödinger-equation, on a shirt!
Sometimes it's astonishingly easy to hack into other computer systems. Just pick up your phone and say: "Hi. This is your system administ...
View full detailsThey lie on the sofa, purring softly, looking simply adorable. Until, from one moment to the next, a switch flips and the seemingly harmless creatu...
View full detailsIt may sound trivial, but sometimes the weather is a pirate's worst enemy. With the One Piece Zoro's Katana umbrella, you can bring style and a sen...
View full detailsMonkey D. Ruffy's trademark is his straw hat. However, this is not just any straw hat, but a gift from his great role model, the pirate "Redhead" S...
View full detailsWith this shirt, you can become a horrible zombie within the blink of an eye. Therefore, you just have to pull the shirt over your head which will ...
View full details"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)
The T-shirt ´before you bother me` picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...
View full detailsRighteous fury may be enough to fight off some hyenas, but it won't do you much good against a voracious, potion infused menhir delivery man. Even ...
View full detailsSure, nobody likes jokes that take forever to be explained – somewhere along the way, all the humour seems to get lost! But at times, we can't get ...
View full detailsSome things are simply never heeded: Medication package inserts, the general terms and conditions and the advice"Please do not copy at home". We ca...
View full detailsNow you can attach your own power button to all kinds of things. Get ready to add new features to apples, books, jackets and bags.