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I don't work here

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You have a temporary job in a computer store and are annoyed by stressful customers who keep asking: "Where is ...? ?"The solution is this shirt!

you are dumb

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"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...

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I love my geek

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They really do exist and there are more of them every day - women who like geeks...For all women who still don't know what's so great about a geek:...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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This T-shirt was made by child labor

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If you order a sweatshirt, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everyone knows it, nobody cares. Nevertheless, many people will be upset a...

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select * from users where iq > 60

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Uh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...

RTFM

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An answer for all DAU questions... Now it doesn't even cost you the effort to open your mouth about something like this.If anyone doesn't know (and...

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You have to move...

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Unfortunately, the majority of people don't move and are happy with it. Maybe some of them will notice when they see you wearing this shirt...

cd pub more beer

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If you think that a shell is a shell and only think of video games when you think of consoles, then this shirt is not necessarily for you. But if y...

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Just imagine...

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Not a nice idea but unfortunately a reality for many people :-(

true or false ?

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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or is right not right and wrong right? A matter of opinion?

BOFH

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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

software is like sex

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This quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)

Unix is sexy

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Haven't geeks always known that computers are better than sex?

/* no comment */

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Who comments on their source:It was hard to write - it should be hard to understand...

so much to code...

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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

WTF?

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What the f*ck?

Adrenaline molecule

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Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...

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select * from users (v2)

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

there is no bug

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take a close look!Bugs are even becoming more common on T-shirts. The getDigital T-shirts are of course all out of the beta phase ;)

Open Minds. Open Sources. Open Future.

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Linux - The choice of the GNU generation

body

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On your back, of course Aren't we all a bit HTML?

Caffeine molecule

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You can only get through long nights of programming with lots of coffee/coke/Penguin Peppermints ;)

shakespeare

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To be, or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We always knew that coders are lyricists. If Shakespea...

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reset peer guy

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

reverse engineer

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Particularly talented coders are not satisfied with writing their own code, but also try to analyze other programs and hardware, e.g. to write driv...

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SYN/ACK

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ACK is written on the back. SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses for each connection setup. More about this here, for example: ...

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beware of bugs in the above code

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For the real computer scientists ;)

there is no place like 127.0.0.1

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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes sitting at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)

Doom

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The old Doom Godmode code on a shirt. According to unconfirmed rumors, wearing this shirt will allow you to wade through nuclear waste unharmed ;) ...

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How many people can read hex

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Are HEX numbers your bread and butter? Then you should have little problem understanding the subtle message of this shirt. Otherwise, just think a ...

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I beat the Sword Master

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There are two ways to get this shirt: In our store or after a few hours at the computer with one of the most iconic adventure games: Monkey IslandT...

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I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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1+1=10

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Why don't we actually do math in binary in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easi...

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2+2=5

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For physicists, it's usually only the order of magnitude that counts anyway, so why bother with such small inaccuracies?

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