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Keys for mechanical keyboards Single keys

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Mechanical keyboards are outstanding writing instruments. The typing experience on a Das Keyboard, a Filco or a Leopold is incomparable: fast, ligh...

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you are dumb

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"you are dumb" in binary ASCII code.The correct answer to all DAU questions (including the question of what is written on your T-shirt): You are du...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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BOFH

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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

select * from users (v2)

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I root - you nothing

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With this shirt you create clarity:Your server - your empire

there is no bug

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take a close look!Bugs are even becoming more common on T-shirts. The getDigital T-shirts are of course all out of the beta phase ;)

reset peer guy

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At some point, there has to be an end to the stupid "Connection reset by peer"

there is no place like 127.0.0.1

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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes sitting at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)

I am root

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Isn't it a good feeling to have power over many computers and users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users only realize tha...

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Network Security

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Does your data center urgently need decent security? And you're ideally suited for the job? Then why not promote yourself with this shirt :)It says...

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Social Engineering Specialist

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It is surprisingly easy to hack into other computer systems, often a simple phone call does the trick: "Hello, I am your system administrator. I ne...

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./configure make make install

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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The code is documentation enough

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Comments in the code are grossly overrated. Everything is already there! If you have a plan of the matter, you don't need any extra explanations ;)

You broke something

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You arrive at the office in the morning, sit down at your desk to do all the important [i]bug fixes[/i], sip your coffee... and then there's a knoc...

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WinXP Key

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Fun fact: With Windows XP, Microsoft used the product activation system with serial numbers for the first time in order to curb software piracy. Ac...

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PEBKAC

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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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Floppy disks

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The good old floppy disk. It was one of the first handy long-term memories of the PC, but at the same time incredibly sensitive and unforgiving. In...

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git Jokes

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As we all know, too many cooks spoil the broth. What applies in the kitchen can also be transferred to the world of IT in this case. Whether it's a...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, so beautifully dorky and probably the only birds in the world that have forgotten how to be birds. But no other animal waddles s...

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Thanks, Stack Overflow

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Ever since Bill Gates' famous saying about lazy people, we have known that good computer scientists are characterized by their ability to achieve t...

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It Works On My Machine

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Anyone who has ever programmed something themselves will most likely know that just because the program runs on their own computer, it also works p...

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I am Admin

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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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You shall not parse!

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It only takes two little words to turn even the most well-versed computer scientist into a nervous wreck: syntax error. Although people in STEM pro...

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No backup - no compassion

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will be familiar with the following situation:[i] "Can you help me? My computer has crashed and I can't ac...

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Installing social skills

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We can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...

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Hacken Open Air Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Help me, Stack Overflow

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No matter how hard you try and rack your brain, sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees and can't find a solution to a problem. Programmers ...

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Hacken Open Air Hoodie

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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Deploy on Friday?

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There are a few unwritten laws in computer science that you have to follow. And if you fail to do so, you are guaranteed not to repeat the mistake....

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Four Horsemen

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Death, war, pestilence and hunger - you don't have to be a fan of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: the four horsemen of the apocaly...

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There is no cloud

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[i]"Do you have too little storage space on your computer? Are vacation photos and old text documents cluttering up your hard drive? Then simply mo...

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RUN CMD

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If genre legends Run DMC are to be believed, the same applies to hip-hop as to computer science: [i]It's tricky[/i]! While the trio Run, DMC and Ja...

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Permission Denied. Stay at home.

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In principle, we nerds shouldn't have any problems with curfews in any type of game - after all, we're usually sitting at home in front of the comp...

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