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Our shirts for computer scientists. Not everyone will understand them, but you can be sure that they will provide something to talk about ;)
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Debugging
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Nobody wants to constantly iron out the mistakes that another person has made out of ignorance, laziness or simply by mistake. But if you are that ...

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Intelligence - Stephen Hawking Quote
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Isn't it amazing what the human brain is capable of? Not only has it secured us our place at the top of the food chain, it can also adapt extremely...

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Did you know that you can make a lot of money with compression? No, we're not talking about the inventors of WinRAR - they're still waiting for the...

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Front-End - Back-End
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Still waters are known to run deep. Although software development has very little to do with water, this proverb can also be easily applied to this...

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10 Stages of Debugging
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You're always smarter afterwards. This practically universally applicable truism naturally also applies to computer science. Especially when it com...

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Installing social skills
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We can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...

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Four Horsemen
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Death, war, pestilence and hunger - you don't have to be a fan of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: the four horsemen of the apocaly...

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What moves me T-Shirt
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This T-shirt is a must-have for all gaming enthusiasts! The print shows the familiar W, A, S and D keys of a keyboard, surrounded by a rainbow-col...

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Who comments on their source:It was hard to write - it should be hard to understand...

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Floppy disks
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The good old floppy disk. It was one of the first handy long-term memories of the PC, but at the same time incredibly sensitive and unforgiving. In...

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RUN CMD
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If genre legends Run DMC are to be believed, the same applies to hip-hop as to computer science: [i]It's tricky[/i]! While the trio Run, DMC and Ja...

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Adminosaurus
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This shirt based on the jurassic park logo is a tribute to all the brave admins combating outdated systems, inexplicable server failures and of cou...

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There is no cloud
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[i]"Do you have too little storage space on your computer? Are vacation photos and old text documents cluttering up your hard drive? Then simply mo...

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Linux Tux
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Penguins are cool, so beautifully dorky and probably the only birds in the world that have forgotten how to be birds. But no other animal waddles s...

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Hours of debugging
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Basically, programming has a lot in common with Lego: on the one hand, it's worth starting at a young age (keyword: practice early.), on the other ...

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C64 load command
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To be able to load programs or games on the C64, you first had to type in a command. So that you don't forget it - and of course for old times' sak...

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there are only 10 types of people
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If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...

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Turning it off and on again
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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht
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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

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Specialist for Layer 8 Problems
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Imagine that you’ve just created a model that allows different technical systems to communicate with each other and that features different layers ...

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99 Little Bugs
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If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...

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You broke something
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You arrive at the office in the morning, sit down at your desk to do all the important [i]bug fixes[/i], sip your coffee... and then there's a knoc...

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Binary Tree
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Something you may not know is that computer scientists have to deal with all sorts of trees. Quite often, the most common being the so-called binar...

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I am Admin
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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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there is no place like 127.0.0.1
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Home is still the best place to be. Who likes sitting at other people's computers where nothing is set up the way it should be ;)

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Recursion
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To understand recursion, you first have to understand recursion.

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Defragged Zebra
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Ahh, nothing beats a well-organized home, right? Everything exactly where it belongs, all the books organized by the astronomical sign of the autho...

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One nice aspect of mastering a language that not everyone understands is the possibility of being able to make a lot of inside jokes. This is espec...

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Deploy on Friday?
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There are a few unwritten laws in computer science that you have to follow. And if you fail to do so, you are guaranteed not to repeat the mistake....

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Shit? Encoding
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We all know it: e-mails with incorrect encoding, in which the German special characters are once again displayed incorrectly. We can only be glad t...

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Unix Shell
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Let someone say again that we nerds have nothing to do with nature! It can't be a coincidence that parts of the Unix architecture were clearly insp...

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No backup - no compassion
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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will be familiar with the following situation:[i] "Can you help me? My computer has crashed and I can't ac...

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Answer Loading
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[i]Let me think for a moment..................uh, NO[/i]!If you always need a little time to answer the questions of those around you, then from no...

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Why don't we actually do math in binary in elementary school? Learning just two numbers would make a lot of things easier and it would also be easi...

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It is clear to human eyes what color your shirt is. However, if you encounter robots without color perception, the color information in hex is cert...

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The code is documentation enough
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Comments in the code are grossly overrated. Everything is already there! If you have a plan of the matter, you don't need any extra explanations ;)

The perfect shirts for computer scientists

Sometimes a lot is needed to make the everyday life of a computer scientist relaxed and pleasant. Especially when the people you have to help with all kinds of problems don't understand how their computers work. Sometimes it takes more than just a few fancy computer science gadgets. Sometimes you also need the right computer science wardrobe to be able to deal with the sometimes very stupid questions you get. If you're wondering how shirts can help you with this, we can confirm that funny sayings make everyday life a lot easier. After all, who doesn't like it when colleagues nod approvingly at you at the coffee machine because the computer science saying on the textile of your choice is just great.

Whether for admins or programmers, here you will find the right T-shirt

Anyone who is now wondering "What could be so funny and unique on computer science t-shirts, there aren't that many sayings" may have thought that in the past. But don't worry, with our shirts no one has to settle for a run-of-the-mill computer science saying. Regardless of whether you are an IT administrator or a programmer by conviction, with us you will find the perfect t-shirts, hoodies and the like that will really speak to your soul. Whether it is to present your devotion to the Bastard Operator from Hell to the world, to show a few people how to read binary correctly or simply to let others share in the everyday suffering of being a programmer, we will dress you appropriately for every situation.

The perfect gift for computer science fans and pragmatists

It has been well established that computer science shirts make the everyday life of every IT person easier. After all, who doesn't like it when a piece of clothing can take the hassle out of explaining things? A T-shirt like this sounds perfect for pragmatic computer scientists, a perfect gift for pragmatists. After all, pragmatists want to be given appropriate gifts, especially if they are also computer scientists. So if you are looking for a gift idea that will kill two birds with one stone, you have come to the right place. Because with our shirts, no computer scientist or pragmatist will complain if they receive one of these as a gift.