Skip to content
Holiday surprise: For every 20€ order value there is a small Harry Potter surprise for free!
Endet in
00
Tagen :
00
Std. :
00
Min. :
00 Sek.

Beendet

✓ Shipping in less than 24 hours ✓ Top customer service ✓ By nerds for nerds

Geek Shirts and Hoodies

Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
productImage-147-i-am-root-4.jpg
productImage-147-i-am-root.jpg
I am root
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

Isn't it a good feeling to have power over hardware users? Of course, backups don't help against a real admin, but users won't reali...

View full details
productImage-21493-ich-habe-potential-1.jpg
productImage-21493-ich-habe-potential.jpg
Ich habe Potential
£19.00 - £32.00
£19.00 - £32.00
£19.00 - £32.00
£19.00

Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

View full details
productImage-22013-wie-alte-leute-1.jpg
productImage-22013-wie-alte-leute.jpg
Like old people
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00

One minute you're annoyed with your parents or grandparents, the next minute the number on the birthday cake doesn't match your own self-perception...

View full details
productImage-14837-ente-wurzel-1.jpg
productImage-14837-ente-wurzel.jpg
Ente Wurzel
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

productImage-12856-git-jokes-1.jpg
productImage-12856-git-jokes.jpg
git Jokes
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

"Too many cooks spoil the broth!" - a principle that not only applies in the kitchen but also the world of IT. When it comes to identifying former ...

View full details
productImage-291-null-pointer-1.jpg
productImage-291-null-pointer.jpg
NULL Pointer
£19.00 - £32.00
£19.00 - £32.00
£19.00 - £32.00
£19.00

Programmers who use pointers should be careful because they aren't far away from hell ;) At least that's what the 2nd of the 10 commandme...

View full details
productImage-23082-t-rex-probleme-1.jpg
productImage-23082-t-rex-probleme.jpg
T-Rex problems
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

Imagine: Christmas, candlelight, the scent of cookies - and a T-Rex desperately trying to place the star on top of the tree. With its tiny arms, an...

View full details
productImage-21344-chemiewitze-1.jpg
productImage-21344-chemiewitze.jpg
Chemistry jokes
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

Chemists are often regarded as... special. But they have a solution for everything! For example, if they run out of things to talk about at a party...

View full details
productImage-20587-rpg-dice-1.jpg
productImage-20587-rpg-dice.jpg
RPG Dice
£22.00 - £40.00
£22.00 - £40.00
£22.00 - £40.00
£22.00

[i]Behind every good player are several good dice. [/i]While we have fun, loot and celebrate ourselves afterwards for successful adventures, our fa...

View full details
productImage-7866-come-to-the-nerd-side-1.jpg
productImage-7866-come-to-the-nerd-side.jpg
Come to the Nerd Side
£19.00 - £37.00
£19.00 - £37.00
£19.00 - £37.00
£19.00

Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

View full details
productImage-5092-two-is-the-oddest-prime-3.jpg
productImage-5092-two-is-the-oddest-prime.jpg
Two is the oddest prime
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

2 is the oddest prime number, because it's the only prime that is not odd.

productImage-4572-fork-bomb-1.jpg
productImage-4572-fork-bomb.jpg
Fork Bomb
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

All users of a unix-like operating systems (Linux, Mac, BSD, etc) should know what a fork bomb is. A fork bomb is a program which creates so many c...

View full details
productImage-188-225-2.jpg
productImage-188-225.jpg
2+2=5
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

For physicists, only the order of magnitude counts.

productImage-22958-i-cast-furball-1.jpg
productImage-22958-i-cast-furball.jpg
I Cast Furball
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

They lie on the sofa, purring softly, looking simply adorable. Until, from one moment to the next, a switch flips and the seemingly harmless creatu...

View full details
productImage-20352-old-new-1.jpg
productImage-20352-old-new.jpg
Old & New
£22.00 - £35.00
£22.00 - £35.00
£22.00 - £35.00
£22.00
In stock

The older you get, the more you resist change. On principle. Some developments, on the other hand, are just too good to resist. Yes, the cassette w...

View full details
productImage-15530-capsaicin-1.jpg
productImage-15530-capsaicin.jpg
Capsaicin
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

View full details
productImage-11225-think-like-a-proton-1.jpg
productImage-11225-think-like-a-proton.jpg
Think like a proton
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00

The protons are doing it right: They always stay positive. We should take them as role models :)

productImage-22791-iron-man-vs-fe-male-1.jpg
productImage-22791-iron-man-vs-fe-male.jpg
Iron Man vs. Fe-Male
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

No, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, we're happy to he...

View full details
productImage-22346-more-atoms-than-stars-1.jpg
productImage-22346-more-atoms-than-stars.jpg
More atoms than stars
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

You love scientific facts that sound smart, but are positively underwhelming, and enjoy exaggerating on a cosmic level? With this shirt, you're sur...

View full details
productImage-22011-ghost-of-monkey-island-1.jpg
productImage-22011-ghost-of-monkey-island.jpg
Ghost of Monkey Island
£22.00 - £40.00
£22.00 - £40.00
£22.00 - £40.00
£22.00

The ‘Ghost of Monkey Island’ T-shirt creatively combines elements of the two iconic franchises ‘Monkey Island’ and ‘Ghostbusters’. It shows a scene...

View full details
productImage-6841-space-invaders-alien-1.jpg
productImage-6841-space-invaders-alien.jpg
Space Invaders Alien
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

[i]Did you know?[/i]After launching it in 1978, the fixed shooter Space Invaders became so popular in Japan that after a short while, the whole cou...

View full details
productImage-7432-coincidence-zufall-1.jpg
productImage-7432-coincidence-zufall.jpg
Coincidence
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

[i]pi[/i] * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/[i]pi[/i]-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as ...

View full details
productImage-22841-murphys-law-school-1.jpg
productImage-22841-murphys-law-school.jpg
Murphy's Law School
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

We've all been there: you're ready to go out and conquer the world—and the next moment, you're stopped in your tracks by an arrow in the knee.If yo...

View full details
productImage-21997-coffee-cats-and-books-1.png
productImage-21997-coffee-cats-and-books.png
Coffee, cats and books
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00

This T-shirt is ideal for all book lovers, coffee drinkers, and cat lovers. The design features a relaxed cat resting peacefully next to a steaming...

View full details
productImage-5804-no-1.jpg
productImage-5804-no.jpg
NO.
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

Sometimes it's not a blessing to be computer literate - especially if others are whining for help all the time!With this shirt, you can show that y...

View full details
productImage-12760-rollenspiel-charakter-tank-1.jpg
productImage-12760-rollenspiel-charakter-tank.jpg
Roleplay Character Tank
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00 - £36.00
£18.00

[i]"Two chracters meet in a tavern, one was a Tank, and the other didn't do damage either."[/i] Okay, this joke is not great (okay,...

View full details
productImage-9-i-dont-work-here-2.jpg
productImage-9-i-dont-work-here.jpg
I don't work here
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

If you are working part-time at a computer store, then you may be bothered by those unnerving customers who always ask: "Where is ...?"Th...

View full details
productImage-16130-schroedingers-flerken-1.jpg
productImage-16130-schroedingers-flerken.jpg
Schrödinger's Flerken
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00

Schrödinger’s Cat – the most famous quantum physics experiment of all time – is not something we should have to or want to explain in detail here. ...

View full details
productImage-8362-snow-white-1.jpg
productImage-8362-snow-white.jpg
Snow White
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

[i]Once upon a time...[/i]That's how most fairytales begin. Like the one about Steve Jobs. Or the relationship between you and your iPhone.How...

View full details
productImage-108-shakespeare-3.jpg
productImage-108-shakespeare.jpg
shakespeare
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

To be or not to be, that is the question.2b, or not 2b, that is the question./(bb|[^b]{2})/ We knew it: coders are poets. If only Shakespeare had b...

View full details
productImage-12016-fluxkompensator-1.jpg
productImage-12016-fluxkompensator.jpg
Flux Capacitor
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

View full details
productImage-4573-your-skill-in-reading-1.jpg
productImage-4573-your-skill-in-reading.jpg
Your skill in Reading
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00 - £31.00
£18.00

Why don't you get the cool messages that you get in role-playing games when one of your real-life skills has improved?

productImage-22514-who-wants-to-fight-1.jpg
productImage-22514-who-wants-to-fight.jpg
Who wants to fight
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

The ´Who wants to fight`-shirt is a tribute to the popular sci-fi series "Doctor Who", designed like the character selection screen of a classic be...

View full details
productImage-22485-ein-warzenschwein-in-gallien-1.jpg
productImage-22485-ein-warzenschwein-in-gallien.jpg
A warthog in Gaul
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00 - £38.00
£20.00

Righteous fury may be enough to fight off some hyenas, but it won't do you much good against a voracious, potion infused menhir delivery man. Even ...

View full details
productImage-14260-walder-frey-wedding-planner-1.jpg
productImage-14260-walder-frey-wedding-planner.jpg
Walder Frey - Wedding Planer
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00

Planning a wedding can be a real nightmare: the right location, good catering, a conflict-free seating order – all of this can drive even the most ...

View full details
productImage-20074-bogenschuetzen-1.jpg
productImage-20074-bogenschuetzen.jpg
Archers
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00 - £39.00
£21.00

Merida, Robin Hood, Green Arrow ... a contest of true master archers from films, games, and comics! Something like that would probably take ages, b...

View full details

Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.