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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Flux Capacitor
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To build a time machine, you need these things: a small nuclear reactor, a cool car that easily does 140 km/h, and of course a flux capacitor. A ti...

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true or false?
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Who tells us what is right and what is wrong? Or, maybe, right is not right, and wrong is right!? Maybe it's a matter of opinion?

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Resistance is NOT futile
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Looks like the Borg are in need of a physics lesson or two! Obviously, they've failed to assimilate a culture having at least some basic knowl...

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Ramen Cat
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Anyone who lives with one or more cats knows that these fluffy four-legged friends are often very picky when it comes to food. Only the best is goo...

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The lone wanderer
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The ‘Lone Wanderer’ shirt is named after and takes up the iconic ‘Lone Wanderer’ from ‘Fallout 3’, the third main title in the series, which was re...

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Grim Reader
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When the Grim Reaper becomes a Grim Reader, Grimms' fairy tales are a great book choice. Of course, there's the classics - death and tragedy for a ...

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I paused my game
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While Christmas is probably the holiday of love and family for most people, for gamers it is mainly the holiday of gaming. Finally, a few days off ...

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What would GLaDOS do
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There're those tricky situations when you have to ask yourself what would one of your heroes do? Only, heroes can be a bit boring and predicta...

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That is impossible
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Don't you agree that it's annoying that so many people speak before they think? This shirt may help you in your struggle against the non-thinkers! :)

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Something went wrong
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Homo sapiens are not the top of the chain anymore - it's homo-geekeins now!

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Black holes
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Even God also makes errors while calculating - it's a pity that this mistake destroys whole planets.

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Der perfekte Tag
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Work? Spend time with family? Sports? All optional. Gaming and eating, on the other hand, are absolutely essential for the gamer species. They simp...

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I'm a doctor
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For years, you burned the midnight oil and memorized formulas. Almost blew yourself up during days-long experiments. Proudly wore microscope imprin...

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Perfect Numbers
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A perfect number is a positive integer that is equal to the sum of its proper positive divisors, that is, the sum of its positive divisors excludin...

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Talk NErDy to me
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Nerds talk nerdy, and, if you want to get laid, well, pull the right levers and persuade your wonderwall by uttering some real geeky stuff that wil...

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Doppler Effect
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The Doppler effect describes the change in perception and measuring of frequencies, while its sender and recipient either move towards each other, ...

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CSS sucks v2
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Sure, table based layouts should be avoided at all costs, but, if you ever make a layout for Firefox which took several hours of hard work and trie...

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Milkyway
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What, there was no milk when our galaxy was formed? Where else could the Milky Way have come from? Or does milk flow through the Milky Way? Questio...

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Before you bother me
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The T-shirt ´before you bother me` picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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1 + 1 = 10
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Given that the binary system is widely used in IT (and thus in most parts of our lives), surprisingly few people actually understand the combinatio...

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Ask me about my zombie
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With this shirt, you can become a horrible zombie within the blink of an eye. Therefore, you just have to pull the shirt over your head which will ...

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SYN/ACK
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The back says ACK.SYN/ACK are the "commands" that the TCP/IP protocol uses to establish every connection.

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You are dumb
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"You are dumb" in binary ASCII-code.The right answer to all DAU questions (including the one on what's written on your T-shirt): You are dumb! ;-)

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Dunning Kruger Society
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As a nerd, you often have a hard time: you know so much more than other people, you are an expert in your field... And then some noob comes along a...

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No Moon
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The difference between a Poké Ball and a Death Star is really just that there are an infinite number of the former and the latter is unique... oh n...

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Definition: Engineer
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Some call it arrogance, engineers call it expertise. Where others see problems, they see solutions—in ways that normal people couldn't even begin t...

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Schrödinger
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The time-dependent Schrödinger-equation, on a shirt!

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Social Engineering Specialist
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Sometimes it's astonishingly easy to hack into other computer systems. Just pick up your phone and say: "Hi. This is your system administ...

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Anatomy of the heart
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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylised but anatomically correct heart. The most important components of the heart are named in stylised ...

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Book Addict
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The passion for collecting among nerds is often ridiculed. Adults who hoard action figures—for many “normal mortals,” this is strange. It's complet...

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Science is real
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What is the difference between a witch and a scientist? She had to keep her results secret, he has to document them seamlessly. For many people, ph...

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Dopamine
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For some reason, people like to call lots of things the "happiness hormone". Serotonin? Happiness hormone! Dopamine? Happiness hormone! Oxytocin? H...

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You read my shirt
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Ugh! You've overcome your inhibitions and [[left the house|https://www.getdigital.de/products/Achievement_unlocked/lng/en">]]And now this happens.....

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Asteroids Shirt
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Did you start playing computer games in the eighties? Then you certainly know the game Asteroids. By the way, the game was developed in 1979 and At...

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Blow Me
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Sure, nobody likes jokes that take forever to be explained – somewhere along the way, all the humour seems to get lost! But at times, we can't get ...

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Wayne-Train
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"Toot Toot, here comes the WAYNEtrain taking your story to the WHATEVERest because nobody cares...

Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.