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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Brainbows
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Fluttershy would probably wet her non-existent pants immediately, but surely you're already big enough for the truth, right? Even in the realm of u...

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Make ASCII great again
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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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so much to code...
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For the code monkeys among you ;-)

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the user world will tremble before you! More info here

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Overthinker
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You've seen this T-shirt and you feel immediately addressed. Sure, after all, you always think everything through down to the smallest detail. Afte...

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Reboot
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Whether it's the software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too convoluted and overheated, al...

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Video games do not make us violent
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It's not the games that make gamers potentially violent... it's bad Internet connections and high pings!

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IT-Afro
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[i]Hello, IT - Have you tried turning it off and on? Are you sure it's plugged in?[/i]This shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT admins at Reyn...

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but this had to be said :) If you don't understand what it says on the shirt, consider yourself lucky. Nevertheless, here ...

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Hunter of the lost cheese
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After a nerve-wracking journey through stinking tunnels and winding caves full of vermin, a fight against a fur-covered monster and a breakneck cha...

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Gandalf vs Balrog Retro Game
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[i]A wild BALROG appears[/i]! This crossover shirt stylizes an epic battle from a well-known fantasy franchise into a retro game. Just like in the ...

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Erzaehlmirnix
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We've all been there: you're sitting on the train, in a café or anywhere else in public and strange people stare at you. At first you might think: ...

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OMg
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Most people are able to observe how magnesium reacts with oxygen for the first time in chemistry lessons at school. Magnesium reacts with oxygen in...

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Pen Paper Dice Friends
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It's actually funny that the nerdiest game of all time *) requires friends as a mandatory basic prerequisite and preferably even more than one or t...

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Physics is the reason
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You're sitting on the train, your coffee spills and someone mutters: "Everything happens for a reason." - Of course it does! Gravity, inertia, cons...

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Test in Production
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Unit tests are for beginners, test environments are overrated and the last deploy was... adventurous? Then Test in Production is exactly your style...

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Ultra Maiden
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There is music that is loud. There is music that is extremely loud. And then there's the sound an armored space warrior makes when he stomps throug...

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Vampire hunter
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This crossover motif brings together a well-known vampire slayer, two brothers haunted by the supernatural, a fierce and heavily armed daywalker, p...

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Unit circle
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Normally, our T-shirts are aimed more at people who have already discovered their love of mathematics and the rest of the natural sciences. But as ...

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Latex
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You haven't started OpenOffice for months because you write your own letters in latex? Then you shouldn't hesitate and get yourself this T-shirt!

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On your back, of course Aren't we all a bit HTML?

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Two Rules for Life
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Two rules for life is a dry statement for anyone who refuses access when they hear "Details please". The clear typo print sums up the humor of IT, ...

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Evil Admin
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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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Humans are stupid
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We make fun of the dodo because it became extinct due to its gullibility towards humans. Humans, on the other hand, are so clever that we manage to...

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Role play character DD
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In almost every role-playing game imaginable, there are fixed tasks that the various party members have to fulfill: The healer heals, the rogue sne...

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Cummingtonite
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Minerals like gold and diamonds won't win over every nerd - With (Mg, Fe)[sub]7[/sub]Si[sub]8[/sub]O[sub]22[/sub](OH)[sub]2[/sub] hast Du bessere C...

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Broken Image
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"As you can see, you see nothing" ;)It's so annoying when you really want to look at a really cool picture on your favorite image board and then no...

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Hello World
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Don't you sometimes feel like a completely fresh program when you're out and about in real life?

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I will not fix your computer
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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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Can I go now
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Of all the prejudices and stereotypes that exist about us nerds and geeks, at least one thing is true: we're not necessarily the biggest fans of no...

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Shit just got real
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One phone call, one dramatic tracking shot and you realize: [i]Shit just got real.[/i]However, this also happens all too often in normal life, in w...

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Adrenaline molecule
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Do you love the thrill of skydiving, bungee jumping, paintball or hacking?Then you're probably an adrenaline junky and should try out the thrill of...

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select * from users where iq > 60
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Uh Oh...You wouldn't want to be the admin of the database...

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This T-shirt was made by child labor
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If you order a sweatshirt, we will of course change the text accordingly.Everyone knows it, nobody cares. Nevertheless, many people will be upset a...

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Ninja Diet
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Nerds and turtles have a few things in common: they are absolutely heroic and love to eat pizza! Before the biologists among you roll your eyes: We...

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They call me Pi
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Sometimes you have more in common with a number than you think. The saying "They call me Pi because I'm irrational and can never stop" plays on sev...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.