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Christmas Gifts for Nerds

YOU DRIED towel in use - action shot
Black towel with embroidered "YOU DRIED" in red lettering - main view
YOU DRIED Towel
£14.00 - £14.00
£14.00
£14.00 - £14.00
£14.00
In stock
Unicorn Toilet Paper
Unicorn Toilet Paper
Unicorn Toilet Paper
£4.00 - £8.00
£4.00 - £8.00
£4.00 - £8.00
£4.00
In stock
Papercraft nativity set
Papercraft nativity set Save 67% Save %
Papercraft nativity set
£3.00
£3.00 - £3.00
£3.00
£1.00
£1.00 - £1.00
£1.00
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DHMO bath towel
DHMO bath towel
DHMO bath towel
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£18.00
£18.00 - £18.00
£18.00
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Bath Towel 42
Bath Towel 42
Bath Towel 42
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£24.00
£24.00 - £24.00
£24.00
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Rubik's Cube Tissue Box from The Big Bang Theory
Zauberwürfel Taschentuchbox auf einem Holzregal vor Buecherruecken
Rubik's Cube Tissue Box from The Big Bang Theory
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£18.00
£18.00 - £18.00
£18.00
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High-precision cutting board
High-precision cutting board
High-precision cutting board
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£26.00
£26.00 - £26.00
£26.00
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Dish towel "May Godzilla destroy this home last"
Dish towel "May Godzilla destroy this home last"
Dish towel "May Godzilla destroy this home last"
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£11.00
£11.00 - £11.00
£11.00
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Electric Plush
Electric Plush
Electric Plush
£12.00 - £73.00
£12.00 - £73.00
£12.00 - £73.00
£12.00
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RFID Passport Cover United Federation of Planets
RFID Passport Cover United Federation of Planets
RFID Passport Cover United Federation of Planets
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£17.00
£17.00 - £17.00
£17.00
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Arcade Blocks cushion
Arcade Blocks cushion
Arcade Blocks cushion
£16.00 - £65.00
£16.00 - £65.00
£16.00 - £65.00
£16.00
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Binary Wristwatch
Binary Wristwatch
Binary Wristwatch
£25.00 - £25.00
£25.00
£25.00 - £25.00
£25.00
In stock
Irrational numbers drinking glass
Irrational numbers drinking glass
Irrational numbers drinking glass
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£10.00
£10.00 - £10.00
£10.00
In stock
Mana and health glasses
Mana and health glasses
Mana and health glasses
£11.00 - £43.00
£11.00 - £43.00
£11.00 - £43.00
£11.00
In stock
DHMO Dihydrogen Monoxide Drinking Glass
DHMO Dihydrogen Monoxide Drinking Glass
DHMO Dihydrogen Monoxide Drinking Glass
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£15.00
£15.00 - £15.00
£15.00
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Tea Caddy "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
Tea Caddy "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
Tea Caddy "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£18.00
£18.00 - £18.00
£18.00
In stock
Pixel Magnets
Pixel Magnets
Pixel Magnets
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£15.00
£15.00 - £15.00
£15.00
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Shot glass Intergalactic alcohol measuring glass
Shot glass Intergalactic alcohol measuring glass
Shot glass Intergalactic alcohol measuring glass
£9.00 - £12.00
£9.00 - £12.00
£9.00 - £12.00
£9.00
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Purple tentacle sleeve cover
Purple tentacle sleeve cover
Purple tentacle sleeve cover
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£26.00
£26.00 - £26.00
£26.00
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Plush Weapons
Plush Weapons
Plush Weapons
£12.00 - £22.00
£12.00 - £22.00
£12.00 - £22.00
£12.00
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Periodic Table Shower Curtain
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
Periodic Table Shower Curtain
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£13.00
£13.00 - £13.00
£13.00
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Arcade wooden spoon set
Arcade wooden spoon set
Arcade wooden spoon set
£13.00 - £13.00
£13.00
£13.00 - £13.00
£13.00
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Periodic table bath towel
Periodic table bath towel
Periodic table bath towel
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£22.00
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
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Bath towel binary code
Bath towel binary code
Bath towel binary code
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£22.00
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
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Monkey Island bath towel
Monkey Island bath towel
Monkey Island bath towel
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
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Key board - It's dangerous to go alone
Key board - It's dangerous to go alone
Key board - It's dangerous to go alone
£15.00 - £15.00
£15.00
£15.00 - £15.00
£15.00
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Doormat 127.0.0.1
Doormat 127.0.0.1
Doormat 127.0.0.1
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
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Pi cake baking tin
Pi cake baking tin
Pi cake baking tin
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£20.00
£20.00 - £20.00
£20.00
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Facehugger multifunctional scarf
Facehugger multifunctional scarf
Facehugger multifunctional scarf
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£9.00
£9.00 - £9.00
£9.00
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Door coat rack - Choose your weapon
Tuer-Garderobe Choose your Weapon, cleane Studioaufnahme vor hellgrauem Hintergrund
Door coat rack - Choose your weapon
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£22.00
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
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Advent calendar stickers
Advent calendar stickers
Advent calendar stickers
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£5.00
£5.00 - £5.00
£5.00
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Silica Gel Cushion
Silica Gel Cushion
Silica Gel Cushion
£14.00 - £26.00
£14.00 - £26.00
£14.00 - £26.00
£14.00
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LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails
LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails
LART Network Whip CAT5 o Nine Tails
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£22.00
£22.00 - £22.00
£22.00
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getDigital Nerd Quiz
getDigital Nerd Quiz
getDigital Nerd Quiz
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£20.00
£20.00 - £20.00
£20.00
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Three-Headed Monkey Plush
Three-Headed Monkey Plush
Three-Headed Monkey Plush
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£24.00
£24.00 - £24.00
£24.00
In stock
Unicorn beach and bath towel
Unicorn beach and bath towel
Unicorn beach and bath towel
£0.00 - £0.00
£0.00
£20.00
£20.00 - £20.00
£20.00
In stock

Christmas gift ideas for nerds

Nerds can spot an obligatory gift from ten metres away. A gift that lands picks up the subject someone burns for. This page shows the Christmas gifts from our own development: designs we drew ourselves and products that exist only here.

Christmas gifts that do not look like a duty

Nerds recognise a token gift from ten metres away. A gift that lands takes up the subject someone burns for, and does it in a way not everyone understands. This page shows the Christmas gifts from our own development: designs we drew ourselves and products that exist only here. That is the difference from merchandise the birthday nerd from last summer may already own.

What belongs under the tree

A shirt is the classic nerd gift, because the design does the work: a joke from computer science, a formula from physics or a nod to a series says more than any card. Add mugs for the office, tin signs for the workshop and decor that turns a desk into a statement. If you give several small things at Christmas, combine a shirt with something to put on display. And if you have no idea what someone is into, pick a design about being a nerd itself.

The right size and the right time

With shirts, go one size up rather than down; a shirt that is too tight is never worn. Our size charts are on every product page. We ship within 24 hours; in December it is still worth allowing a little buffer for the parcel service. And if you cannot decide between two designs: the Nerd Lexicon explains what is behind them, and that usually settles it.

More ideas

See also: Secret Santa Gifts for Nerds, Birthday Gifts for Nerds, Gifts for Nerds and Geeks and Christmas gifts.