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In a world full of tracking, data leaks, and transparent citizens, one simple truth applies:Encryption is not a crime—it is self-defense.Just becau...
View full detailsAnyone who has heard even the slightest bit of reporting on the coronavirus or Covid-19 will have heard the name Christian Drosten sooner or later....
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"The sun is always there, even if you don't see it." No, just no. The "Day and Night" T-shirt is for everyone who has had enough of such toxic posi...
View full detailsWe make fun of the dodo because it became extinct due to its trust in humans. Humans, on the other hand, are so clever that we manage to make life ...
View full detailsNerds are often accused of being out of touch with reality—and that's not entirely wrong. But who can blame us for preferring to explore Middle Ear...
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It can seem a little odd. Not to mention entertaining how people imagined the year 2022 just a couple of decades ago: flying cars in every garage, ...
View full detailsWe decided it's once again time to create another meaningful T-shirt design! Yay[i]So, we made some expressive quotation marks and then a nice...
View full detailsSo tell us... are you enlightened? Or part of the resistance? Well, just make sure you never lose sight of your territory. Get distracted for one m...
View full detailsThe Nerdshirt is open to different interpretations. It could, for example, be showing the difference between nerds and men as well as women. Men an...
View full detailsWhy didn't anyone tell Jesus that backups are important?
Do you know the situation? After a long year of work, you are really looking forward to your next holiday. So you book a great hotel and you make s...
View full detailsIf there were a truly meaningful magic spell in our world, it would probably be: “Amplius Pecuniae!”Money may not buy happiness, but it solves most...
View full detailsIn addition to a great story, good actors and a certain budget, every aspiring dystopian science fiction novel needs some sort of artificial intell...
View full detailsAs we all know, a good computer scientist knows how to achieve a certain goal with as little effort as possible. According to Bill Gates, a lazy pe...
View full detailsPretty much everything gets lost at university, doesn't it? Pens, textbooks, bikes, expensive personal stuff...Sometimes people think even sci...
View full detailsFinish this sentence:Home is where... Well, for us geeks and nerds, it's where our wi-fi devices automatically connect.
On this shirt, you can see what kind of nasty things [i]logarithm[/i] and [i]exponential function[/i] say to each other when in conflict.For those ...
View full detailsWith this shirt, you wipe away the last doubts:Your server - your kingdom
Geeks have known this for a long time now: computers are better than sex....
Anyone walking through this forest should ideally have courage, nerves of steel, and a few protective spells in their backpack. This T-shirt featur...
View full detailsSome things are best left to the professionals. This also applies to “just quickly pulling the plug.” So never—NEVER—enter the server room uninvite...
View full detailsAs a self-confessed palaeontology nerd, you will probably despair at the sight of the “Revenge Extinction” T-shirt. It took several decades to prov...
View full detailsSometimes it's the existential questions that torment us nerds - for example, whether Godzilla would beat Cthulhu in a Pokémon fight. Both are cert...
View full detailsTrading card games like [i]Magic[/i] or [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i] all follow the same basic concept: you draw cards and try to reduce your opponent's life t...
View full detailsDo you see your body as the home for your spirit, and a way of showing off your geeky shirts?Do you feel happy and healthy as long as your brain ge...
View full detailsThe nightmare of every printer and designer: The (coloured) picture looks gorgeous on the monitor, but when printed, the colours don't line up righ...
View full detailsAre you one of those people who has to disassemble every new technical device they get? If so, you must have destroyed a lot of "Warranty void if r...
View full detailsThere is music that is loud. There is music that is extremely loud. And then there is the sound that an armored space warrior makes when he stomps ...
View full detailsMost of us have had more or less good experiences with the Excel program. It may sometimes be annoying, but it definitely has its good sides. This ...
View full detailsYou are one of the few people who have the power to override the laws of physics and mathematics. Because you can do what other pen-and-paper role-...
View full detailsThe T-shirt ´5Rings` creatively combines elements from the animated series ‘Captain Planet’ and the epic fantasy epic ‘Lord of the Rings’. At the c...
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