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Shirts and hoodies for scientists

Our shirts for convinced scientists who want to share their expertise in physics, mathematics, chemistry and biology with the world:
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Mathematics is 100 percent Magic
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Do you see real beauty where others just see numbers? Are perfect formulas and graphs your type of art? No matter where and when, do you think that...

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Sei wie ein Proton
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This product is only available in German.

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God said
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If the bible had been written by physicists, the maxwell equations would have been in it for sure.

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Pluto was a planet
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Back in the old days, pluto was still a planet. Remember? What great times they were! But a few years ago, Pluto lost his status as a "real&qu...

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Be greater than average
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As nerds, we are definitely anything but average. We love topics and things that the average person might not particularly be interested in, we alm...

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AT-GC
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All the non-geek heavy metal fans includes AC/DC within their beloved rock bands. We, of course, know where the name came from and what it all mean...

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It is complex
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" [i]Why can't we be together[/i] ?"... [i]because[/i] "[i]It is complex[/i]."Has this ever happen to you? You wanted to b...

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Freud's Your Mom
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If you delve deeper into the works of the infamous psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud, you'll start to descend into slightly smutty realms. Suddenly, ciga...

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Corner Pie Chart
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“[i]You CAn’t USE a Pie chARt To DrAw A 3D RoOM” – said everyone who has not seen this t-shirt yet!Just one look at the Corner Pie Chart T-Shirt[/i...

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Dice planets
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“May the gods be merciful and the dice planets be favorable!” D&D, DSA or Shadowrun players probably pray like this on a regular basis. Because in ...

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The wheel of life
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The "Wheel of Life" on the T-shirt impressively captures the wonder of molecular biology. It is a graphic representation of the genetic code, the u...

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Wanted Dead and Alive
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The Physical Society needs your help! You may know of Schrodinger's famous thought experiment: Basically, it's the theory that in quantum physics, ...

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Drink and Derive
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Never try to calculate when drunk!

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Wir sind die Borg
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Some has to say it this cleary.

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This Shirt Is Blue
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If you run really, really [i]fast[/i] this green T-shirt might appear blue. And by fast we mean extra racy ;).This effect is caused by the Doppler ...

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Octopi
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Here we have an octopus with eight (Latin: octo) arms. No ordinary arms of course, but Pi arms! That makes this being an Octopi. :)[i](By the way, ...

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Darwin Fish
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Luckily, we live in a place where everyone can believe in whatever they want - a privilege that not everyone has.Some people are not tempted by inv...

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Plutos Rache
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ATP
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Every creature and every machine needs energy to run. As a nerd, that's too hazy a phrase, of course. People might think you're talking a...

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Be rational Get real
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Not all numbers are perfect.

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Elders of the Internet
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Back then, when the internet was still uncharted territory, you were young and all was right with the world. Now the graphics of video games are mo...

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Sei Epsilon kleiner null
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Rumour has it that some mathematicians got mad when they read this sentence.

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Ente Wurzel
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This Shirt only makes sense in German. ;)

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Jurassic Run
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It is no wonder that the T-Rex in the 1993 film "Jurassic Park" is in a bad mood… After all, he was offline for quite a while. At some point you ju...

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You shall not pass
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Gandalf said it to the Balrog in 'The Lord of the Rings', while the Black Knight said it to King Arthur in 'Monty Python and the Hol...

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More atoms than stars
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You love scientific facts that sound smart, but are positively underwhelming, and enjoy exaggerating on a cosmic level? With this shirt, you're sur...

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Ich habe Potential
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Many of us have heard at school - or even later in life - about the potential we would have if only we made more of an effort. It should actually b...

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Think like a proton
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The protons are doing it right: They always stay positive. We should take them as role models :)

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2+2=5
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For physicists, only the order of magnitude counts.

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Two is the oddest prime
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2 is the oddest prime number, because it's the only prime that is not odd.

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Come to the Nerd Side
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Many are those that want to tempt you, entice you, and win you over to their side. But there's only one side that offers you what you really n...

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Coincidence
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[i]pi[/i] * thumb = 42-thumb = 42/[i]pi[/i]-thumb = ~13.3742 is the answer to everything, as we know – life, the universe and everything. And, as ...

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Pythagoras vs. Einstein
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When scientists argue, it should really be solely about facts. But Pythagoras and Einstein may have simply gotten off on the wrong foot here. Other...

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Iron Man vs. Fe-Male
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No, this joke has nothing to do with gender, but rather with chemistry. Science nerds will recognize this immediately. Of course, we're happy to he...

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Capsaicin
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If 'evolution' was human, it would just sigh and bang its head against the wall repeatedly when someone mentions spicy food. After all, the pain ca...

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Chemistry jokes
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Chemists are often regarded as... special. But they have a solution for everything! For example, if they run out of things to talk about at a party...

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